MONEY WELL SPENT

The Spoiler Awards – Signing of the Season

Hernandez was heartbroken by our harsh decision to snub him

Javier Hernandez

Some pundits will tell you that Javier Hernandez is not only the signing of the season but of the entire century, however we’re going to try to make a case for somebody else, more so to avoid [...]

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Jermain Defoe IS a soothsayer

Boring game, excellent result – Well done, Spurs!

Tactical genius?

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Who’d have thunk? Spurs came through their last-16 game against AC Milan not by playing the type of swashbuckling, care-free, Charlie Sheen-esq football they’ve become known for, but by grinding out a uninspiring Emilio Estevez-esq goalless draw.

But as Harry Redknapp duely noted:

“It was always going [...]

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SUPERNATURAL

Will Jermain Defoe prove to be a soothsayer?

Our prediction – this will definitely be happening tonight…

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During our three hour lunches at Spoiler HQ we often find ourselves – in between glasses of champagne – trawling our glorious archives and laughing heartily. Remember when we suggested Ashley Cole might not be that bad? Crazy times.

Anyway, [...]

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Big Talk

Redknapp is a very special man, gushes van der Vaart

Redknapp – amazing? Or lazy?

Harry Redknapp and Rafael van der Vaart

Should you wish to see your beautiful new girlfriend morph into a berserk monster before your very eyes, tell her that she’s great and everything, but your ex was a wild cat [...]

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