Spoiler

Revealed: the reason Robinho wanted to leave Real Madrid

Brazilian was intimidated by Raúl’s constant ‘morning glory’

Let’s hope the fourth official made Raúl tape that up before he came on.

Also, Bernd Schuster should make a concerted effort to avoid unintentional Nazi saluting in the future.

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Raul does a Jackson

He’ll be buying a stupid monkey next

Back in the glorious 1980s, rumours abound that a pre-melty-face Michael Jackson slept in an oxygen chamber – with his monkey. No one knows the real truth, and his monkey won’t spill the beans.

But one thing is known – that Raul of Real Madrid sleeps in a [...]