Raul bids Real Madrid a blubbing goodbye

Yeah, erm, seeya then

Hey man, remember when you left your last job? You went in, kept your head down, endured an awkward drink, pretended that you’d keep in [...]

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Transfer Talk

Raul eyes up a summer move to Liverpool, for FREE

Raul – leaving just in time?

Raul and Ronaldo

Amongst the coin-eyed nattering classes there is a saying about how it is much better to leave a party five minutes early than five minutes late. Or something like that. The point being that no matter how great [...]

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Cicinho lifts lid on life at Real Madrid – he HATED it!

Cicinho – deeply unhappy


Many players probably sit around drawing pictures of themselves in crayon wearing a shiny Real Madrid blouse and hotpants, dreaming of one day turning out at the Bernabeu, but if Cicinho’s latest grumblings are anything to go by, you’d be better off getting all Hieronymus Bosch about [...]

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Cristiano Ronaldo threatened with injury by voodoo priest

Sorcerer is currently making anti-CRon spell in his ‘laboratory’


The ever-mental Spanish sports papers have excelled themselves once more, with news reaching us from El Mundo that Real Madrid is under siege by an anonymous voodoo priest.

A letter has been received by the club from a man [...]

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