C-Ron Update

Revealed: How Madrid has reacted to Cristiano Ronaldo since his arrival

The Madridistas have found a new hero, says our Spanish media spy

Cristiano Ronaldo

If he scores against Villarreal tonight, Cristiano Ronaldo will make history, by becoming the first ever Real Madrid player to score in his first four consecutive league clashes. With the Primera season well underway, [...]

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Ill-fated Amusement park News

Real Madrid plan to open their own theme park

Florentino Perez envisions ‘Disneyland Madrid’

Disneyland Madrid

Concerned that Real Madrid wasn’t having a big enough impact on our lives, Florentino Perez laid the first stone of “Sports City” when he was in charge of the club in 2004. The project was neglected following his 2006 resignation, but now [...]

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Where Sport Meets Porn

Cristiano Ronaldo gives Raul an unpleasant surprise

Oversexed winger takes out frustration on Madrid captain

Cristiano Ronaldo and Raul Sporno

Tonight, Cristiano Ronaldo will enjoy his first game as a Real Madrid player, against a team he admits he has “never heard of” (that’ll be Shamrock Rovers, a side with whom The [...]

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Money Matter$

Real Madrid to pay Cristiano Ronaldo €250,000 a week

The Spanish capital’s escort agencies won’t know what hit them

Cristiano Ronaldo

C-Ron is now so wealthy that he employs someone to ‘flip him from six to midnight’

According to our Spanish friends at Marca, Real Madrid are all set to make Cristiano Ronaldo the highest [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 334: Mamen Sanz

Spanish beauty who could find herself in Manchester very soon

After every goal he scores, Real Madrid captain Raúl kisses his wedding ring in tribute to Maman Sanz. She was a model, but when the Spanish legend asked her to be his wife in 1999, she retired and pursued her interest [...]

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