Raymond Domenech’s mum wades in on the France debacle

Mme. Domenech is ready to tear Nicolas Anelka a new one


France‘s crowning ceremony as international football’s biggest laughing stock was just as spectacular as expected yesterday. With sponsors deserting Les Bleus left, right and centre, the team crashed to a 2-1 defeat against South Africa. Boss [...]

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Le Tissier to teach pens, Beattie’s off, and more…

“Kick the ball into the goal”

Le Tissier

In the spirit of true World Cup optimism, Matthew Le Tissier – definitely the most wasted England talent of all time – has offered to coach the final squad on how to correctly take a penalty. Remember, this is a man [...]

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