Big money

Barcelona are the highest paying sports team in the world

£1,023,000-a-week worth of talent


Here’s a list of the highest paying sports teams IN THE WORLD and the average weekly amount they pay to their players. The Spoiler always assumed that Baseball/basketball teams would spank little ol’ European football, but apparently not…

1. Barcelona (football) £93,000 2. Real Madrid [...]

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London Calling?

Kaka’s mum gets Chelsea fans excited with Twitter tweet

Where would we be without Mario Balotelli or Twitter? We’ll tell you where – still trawling the internet looking around for news rather than having it slap us right in the face with its dirty, clammy palms.

This may not be news exactly, in fact, it may just be a middle-aged woman’s holiday plans, but

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the secret ingredient is crime...

Cristiano Ronaldo puts up a bankrobber in his house

(he didn’t know, mind…)


If it’s possible for a good-looking, impossibly rich, brilliant footballer to have a rubbish week, then Cristiano Ronaldo has definitely just had one.

After getting knocked out of the Champions League by Barcelona and then getting all ranty about it, [...]

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