Spaniard reveals obsession with reality TV show
The Daily Star has taken a brief break from stories about Chanelle from Big Brother to tell us about Fernando Torres’ love of British television. In particular, he likes Dancing On Ice, and hinted that he would be [...]
Read moreCarly Zucker to undergo demeaning trials for our entertainment
Good news for fans of WAGs and mind-numbing reality television shows – Carly Zucker is currently on her way to the Australian outback to compete in I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here.
Joe Cole’sfitness trainer wife-to-be, pictured above with some giant spherical Mars [...]
Read moreSouth Americans pioneer the televised WAG-off
In the UK, prime-time reality TV contests are based around bad karaoke, public humiliation and enormous wealth generation for Simon Cowell . In Brazil, however, things are a helluva lot sexier. Website Globoesporte launched the Musa do Brasileiro competition back in May, which whittled down thousands of [...]
Read moreThe mahogany one sends a lady of loose morals packing
Another piece of football gossip has reared its head at Spoiler Towers, courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:
This former female reality star and now just a D list wannabe decided to make a [...]
Read moreThis really could be the end of western civilisation
About a year ago, rumours were circulating that MTV were putting together a show called ‘I want to be a WAG’. The series would see a ‘mystery’ international footballer date twenty wannabe WAGs over a period of eight weeks. At the end of the show, he [...]
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