Chris Smalling – b@stard
The Spoiler has recently been getting all nostalgic for the golden days of Rio Ferdinand. Braids! A missed drugs test! An Ayia Napa sex tape! Those were the days…
It’s all a bit boring now, what with his Twitterings and online magazine and snazzy [...]
Read moreSo detailed it’s like it’s happening on your living room floor
The Picture of the Millennium brought to life in glorious HD.
Brilliant.
Read moreBehold, the greatest image of the millennium!
Caption competition, anyone?
Read moreYes, it’s another @robbiesavage8 update.
We’ll try not to make a habit of reporting every word published on Robbie Savage‘s Twitter account, but there’s not a lot else going on today.
Plus he actually managed to be quite funny last night.
Having threatened to quit the site earlier in [...]
Read more“I knew all along!” (Although he didn’t seem so sure the other day)
You got merk’d, Stan. MERK’D.
Read moreAlways the last to know 
<insert Ashley Cole gag here>
Also, trying to catch Zs at three in the afternoon? Footballers really have it hard, don’t they?
Read moreA list of the league’s finest purveyors of silk(y skills)
Everyone likes a cheeky flick, an acrobatic finish or a laser-guided pass, none more so than Spoiler reader Daryl Noble, who has gone to the effort of compiling a list of the eleven greatest fleet-footed wizards in the [...]
Read moreDefender spends 2hrs on his feet to take strain off merked back
Before we start, here’s an unbelievable stat – Rio Ferdinand has missed 61 of Manchester United‘s last 103 games. That must be very near, or even worse than, benchmark crock Ledley King?
Anyway the King of Merk [...]
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