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Chelsea sign great Brazilian hope, Robben’s scribbles…

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Chelsea’s new signing… so they say

Chelsea secure Neymar’s thumb splodge

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World Cup betting tips, Cheryl Cole update, sexy fans…

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A great Robben picture from Spoiler reader, Dave Williams. Nice one Dave! Keep sending your masterpieces here, people! The best of the best will all be posted in due course.

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Bayern stroll through Lyon on their way to Madrid

Lyon 0-3 Bayern Munich

For those of you far too busy watching Sophie Dahl pretentiously roasting a carrot, it was pretty much plain sailing for Bayern Munich in Lyon. So simple that they’d [...]

Bayern win, but things get even worse for Ribery

Bayern Munich 1-0 Lyon

For those of you who got carried away and sunbathed deep into the night, above are the highlights from last night’s Champions League match. Ribery had an absolute shocker, [...]