Wise Investment

Cristiano Ronaldo to become a property tycoon

Manchester Utd star will one day be your landlord

Madeira

Madeira: slightly nicer than Manchester

Those who assumed Cristiano Ronaldo spent all his money on sports cars, hair gel and hotpants had better think again – the Manchester Utd winger is sinking his riches into property.

At one [...]

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STRIKER MERRY-GO-ROUND

Vote: Who do you want your club to sign in January?

There could be a lot of goalscorers up for grabs next month

Benni McCarthy and Jason Roberts combined for three goals in 27 minutes for Blackburn yesterday while Roque Santa Cruz watched on, meaning the Paraguayan striker now has a worse goal-to-start league ratio than every Rovers striker bar Robbie Fowler this season.

New boss [...]

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Football Team

The Spoiler’s Prodigal Son XI

These men just couldn’t stay away…

Prodigal Son XI

In the biblical tale of the Prodigal Son, a young man ventures to the big city to fill up on wine and hookers before going home to lead a normal domestic life as an accountant, or something. In some [...]

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The Underrated

The Spoiler’s Best Mismanaged England XI ever!

These men have ample reason to grumble… 

Mismanaged XI

Well, nice one England, you’ve done it again. You’ve wasted another yet another glorious player, and Steven Gerrard is now doomed to spend his autumn years mumbling in pubs about what might have been, alongside Le Tissier, McManaman, Fowler, and [...]

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Transfer News

Benitez looking to buy back another old striker

Is the Liverpool honcho running out of ideas?

Emile Heskey

The small news resting alongside all the big news in yesterday’s tabloids was that Liverpool and Villa are going to go toe-to-toe in January to bag Emile Heskey – the man who caused more than a few brows to [...]

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