Bold claims

Man City’s Yaya Toure sets himself up for a massive fall

Y.Toure with a cigarette photoshopped out

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There are moments in life when the sheer absurdity of it all just smacks you in the mush – Nick Clegg as Deputy Prime Minister! ROBBIE BACK IN TAKE THAT! A DYSON AIRBLADE!

The Spoiler had one of those moments this morning [...]

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Photoshop tomfoolery

Aris bugger up Man City programme with wrong photo

Stephen Ireland? Don’t be ridiculous…

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That moment you realise you’ve done something irretrievably wrong is one of the most gut-wrenching, bottom-tightening moments imaginable. The Spoiler made a mistake once when we finished a sentence with a preposition. Thankfully it’s the only mistake we’ve ever made, but it was bloody [...]

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really?

Whisper it, but Man City pay Adebayor loads of money…

“What 0.5% shrinkage in the economy?”

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Below is a Twitter Tweet from football journalist Ian McGarry (@garbosj if you’re into that sort of thing)…

 ”MCFC# are insisting Real Madrid pay all of Adebayor wages for loan deal till end of season. RM delegation ‘staggered’ at what he earns.”

Doesn’t [...]

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STAYING PUT

Manchester City reject Carlos Tevez’s transfer request

Homesick striker told to ride out his contract

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Manchester City have rebuffed a written transfer request from Carlos Tevez, voicing their ‘disappointment’ with his infamous agent Kia Joorabchian

It’s believed the 26-year-old striker, who’s made no secret of his homesickness, wants out of England in order to be closer [...]

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Winter Sale Now on!

Mancini clearing away any remnants of Mark Hughes

One of these men is particularly bad with money

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Like the young idiot Icarus who decided to fashion himself some expensive wings and fly around the world, the robed men at Man City are now realising that the higher you soar, the more you wish [...]

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FRIDAY AFTERNOON DEBATE

Will Roberto Mancini make it to Christmas?

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Two incredibly important games are on the horizon for Roberto Mancini and Manchester City – West Brom away and Man Utd at home.

Will he still be around for City’s Christmas do?

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DAYS NUMBERED?

War at Man City: players have lost faith in Roberto Mancini

Squillionaires don’t take manager seriously

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The Sun have decided to use Manchester City‘s loss to Wolves over the weekend as an opportunity to present commonly held belief as a “SunSport EXCLUSIVE!”, today reporting Roberto Mancini has lost the dressing room at Eastlands.

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MAKE A LITTLE LOVE

Mancini: I’d rather City players have sex than get drunk

Erm, has he not read the papers this year, then?

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Roberto Mancini has made Eastlands the new preferred destination for football’s top womanisers, after ordering his Manchester City players to put down their pint glasses and instead wrap their hands around a nice pert boob.

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