shaken, not stirred

Arsenal use tracking devices to spy on their players… sort of

There is no escape…

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The best thing about the launch of a new product that is being promoted by lovely footballers is that the lovely footballers actually speak to people for longer than two seconds – as long as you carry a little paragraph at the end saying something [...]

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Tiki-taka

Excellent stat from Barcelona’s win over Arsenal

We didn’t even have to pay for it…

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Pretty impressive, no? Thanks to Oliver Kay from The Times for this brilliant stat that shows Barca’s absolute dominance over the Gunners last night.

You can follow him on Twitter here if you’re that way inclined…

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Transfer Talk

Robin Van Persie linked with Real Madrid move…

A couple of bog standard lesbians

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And lo, 19 years ago, Jonathan Ross held in his arms a little baby lesbian with the usual short hair and no make up. She has since grown up to be more the lipstick variety, with Ross outing her to the world on Gaydar Radio [...]

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TEKKERS, SILKS, SKILLS

The Spoiler’s ‘Top Tekkers’ Premier League XI

A list of the league’s finest purveyors of silk(y skills)

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Everyone likes a cheeky flick, an acrobatic finish or a laser-guided pass, none more so than Spoiler reader Daryl Noble, who has gone to the effort of compiling a list of the eleven greatest fleet-footed wizards in the [...]

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