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Some brilliant goals from the Champions League
Worst penalty of all time
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Right, apparently Fabregas is STAYING PUT now
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Read moreBeware the men in orange, world
Today, it’s the turn of the Dutch side. Also known as Holland, also known as The Netherlands. Like the rapper, Puff Daddy, no one is ever entirely sure how to address them. The Spoiler likes Holland best. Anyway, who the hell are these people, [...]
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A few words from Danny Baker, The Spoiler’s choice for MOTD2!
Top 10 celebrity football trialists
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Read more“I’m baaaaack!”
As with great comedy, if you are going to get injured, it’s all about the timing. Rooney, bless him, has had a wonderful season, but to lose him now would be a disaster not just for Man United, but also for the World Cup. [...]
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An ode to tricky love situations. Turn it up, Ashley.
Man United tickets seized in police raid
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Read moreLeast surprising news of the week…
The Daily Mail are claiming Premier League clubs have been leaving the well-being of their multi-million pound stars in the hands of a Serbian housewife who locals describe as ‘looking like Morticia Addams’.
Since her cover was blown by Robin van [...]
Read moreStriker turns to pony guts for injury relief…
Injured Arsenal striker Robin van Persie is to fly to Serbia to undergo a radical treatment which will involve rubbing fluid from a placenta into his hurt ankle.
As far as The Spoiler can remember from its Biology lessons, the placenta [...]
Read moreA night of mixed fortunes for the English in Europe
Fiorentina 2/ Liverpool 0 “I have never seen us struggle so badly as in the first half – it was a poor performance.” A damning indictment of [...]
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