Link Dump
Two Ronnies, new Arsenal shirt, trouble in Manchester…
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An ode to tricky love situations. Turn it up, Ashley.
Man United tickets seized in police raid
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23
SCORCERY UPDATE
Serbian horse placenta doctor exposed as being a bit weird
Least surprising news of the week…
The Daily Mail are claiming Premier League clubs have been leaving the well-being of their multi-million pound stars in the hands of a Serbian housewife who locals describe as ‘looking like Morticia Addams’.
Since her cover was blown by Robin van [...]
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20
MAN O' GLASS
Robin van Persie fights ankle injury with placenta
Striker turns to pony guts for injury relief…
Injured Arsenal striker Robin van Persie is to fly to Serbia to undergo a radical treatment which will involve rubbing fluid from a placenta into his hurt ankle.
As far as The Spoiler can remember from its Biology lessons, the placenta [...]
Read moreNov
17
Action replay
Video: Arsenal and Liverpool Champions League highlights
A night of mixed fortunes for the English in Europe
Fiorentina 2/ Liverpool 0 “I have never seen us struggle so badly as in the first half – it was a poor performance.” A damning indictment of [...]
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30
Place Your Bets, please
The Premier League spread betting preview
Some expert advice for the weekend’s activities from Sporting Index
In case you hadn’t noticed, all the cool kids are making their ritual viewing of Soccer Saturday a little more interesting with the help of spread betting. Our friends at
Read moreSep
25
SHOE PROTESTER
Emmanuel Adebayor goes to war with former Arsenal team-mates over footwear
Striker’s shoe fetish caused rifts at Emirates
The private beef which caused Emmanuel Adebayor to moonwalk over Robin van Persie’s face a fortnight ago has been revealed to be the same reason he fell out with Nicklas Bendtner last season – an unhealthy shoe obsession.
According to the News [...]
Read moreSep
21
Link Dump
Liverpool’s world domination plans, Van Persie the hero and Fabio Capello’s Wii request
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This Arsenal fan takes drastic measures to show his disapproval of Manu Adebayor [Off The Post]
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15
Stat Attack
And the winner of the 2009/10 Premier League Golden Boot Award is…
… revealed in the fascinating trends and statistics below
The bookmakers seem to agree on the 15 leading contenders to be next season’s Premier League top-scorer. they are:
Fernando Torres, Didier Drogba, Nicolas Anelka, Wayne Rooney, Steven [...]
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10