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Carlos Tevez welcomed warmly by possible AC Milan team-mate

Reverse psychology, or a healthy dose of undistilled animosity?

The AC Milan cocktail in which you take one Zlatan Ibrahimovic, add a little Robinho, a pinch of Alexandre Pato and a dash of Antonio Cassano somehow isn’t a recipe for disaster.

Hurling a shot of Carlos Tevez into the already high-volume mix could prove deadly though, yet blinded by big-name lust, nobody at Milanello [...]

Video: Napoli find a unique way to unveil their new signing

Forget televised medicals and helicopters, it’s lion’s mask time!

Some things in football happen with such frequency that it is challenging for clubs to find ways of standing out, [...]

Ancelotti reckons Chelsea have Europe’s best strikers. Hmm…

Imagine this but with Anelka as well

There’s something well exciting about a list – and it’s even better if it goes in reverse order. The excitement builds and builds until you can’t take any more and you HAVE to know what the Greatest Shade of Beige Ever is [...]

Robinho: ‘No-one would want to play for Manchester City if I hadn’t joined them’

Rob, doing a dance. As per

Jinking midget Robinho has proudly declared that none of Manchester City‘s biggest stars would have even considered signing for club had he not hopped on aboard the petrodollar gravy train first.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a very angry young man

Taekwondo black belt refuses to stop kicking things

If you thought a recent manhandling by AC Milan teammate and brick outhouse impersonator Oguchi Onyewu would have made Zlatan Ibrahimovic think twice about launching any more [...]

Milan unveil Robinho, XXL Sol Campbell turns out for Toon and another new England kit

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AC Milan present Robinho in his kids’ XXS sized shirt

Remember this? Now look at what’s happened to Nick Bendtner [The Sun]

Sol Campbell is [...]

DONE DEAL: AC Milan sign Robinho from Man City

Tricky forward sets sail for Italy

With an hour left before the transfer window closes for the summer AC Milan have officially taken Robinho off Manchester City‘s hands on a four-year permanent deal. A fee hasn’t been confirmed, but reports are swinging from around £12.5m – which would [...]

AC Milan confirm interest in buying Robinho from Man City

Rumours say Milan reps are on their way to Eastlands RIGHT NOW

We don’t want to make relaying ‘Sky Sports Understands‘ pieces a habit, but in ball-achingly boring transfer windows like these, needs must.

Anyway, it appears the hilariously thin on the ground interest for Robinho is beefing up, [...]