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Roman Abramovich is building a £20m private nightclub under Stamford Bridge

Keep going lads, not far to getting leathered!

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is splashing the petrodollars on a new £20m private club in the basement of Stamford Bridge’s East Stand, according to the Evening Standard.

Wayne Rooney and Brazil make plans for a boozy summer

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Nothing gets between Wayne Rooney and a beer [via 101GG]

Brazil cuts import tax on beer cans to avoid World Cup booze shortage [Mirror Football]

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Johnson’s bad knee, Roman’s millions, Beckham’s tears…

David Beckham – emotional

Whilst the majority of the planet busily arranges an evening of unbelievable binge drinking, hand holding, singing of old songs, and drunkenly attempting to tongue kiss as many people as possible just because it’s midnight and you’re a bit horny, important sports journalists [...]

St. Didier of Drogba gives £3m to build hospital

Not his own one to ‘recover’ from his many ‘injuries’, it’s for charity

The Spoiler can’t quite put our finger on it, but Didier Drogba has been strangely likable this season (discount last Sunday’s impromptu Harlem Shake if you want.) Perhaps it’s the undeniably prodigious goalscoring, or [...]

Chelsea’s transfer embargo suspended by CAS, Ancelotti gets shopping list out

Expect a megayacht-load of new faces rocking up at the Bridge…

The Court of Arbitration for Sport have temporarily suspended Chelsea‘s FIFA-imposed two-window transfer ban, leaving the Blues free to sign players until a final decision has been made over their appeal:

The FIFA Dispute Resolution [...]

Carlos Tevez buys that poster, Roman Abramovich leaves a £2,000 tip and Rooney is a dad

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Spectacular triple save from the crossbar

Roman Abramovich uses Chelsea’s unspent transfer kitty to run up an outrageous lunch bill [News of the World]

Carlos Tevez forks out [...]