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Read morePav – happy now
Whilst Craig Bellamy is reacting rather angrily to his football stepdad up in Manchester, down in London – where the streets are most definitely not paved with gold – Roman Pavlyuchenko appears to have grown more fond of old man Redknapp than anyone could have [...]
Read moreCome one, Redknapp, enough’s enough…
Like a sobbing child at a birthday party who has spent the whole afternoon throwing up in a flowerpot, Pavlyuchenko is now desperate to put an end to his ongoing Spurs humiliation by going home to Russia. And yet Henry Redknapp just won’t let [...]
Read more“Thanks Dad!”
Sweet baby Moses, Mondays can hit a man in the underpants, as the heady weekend hours of boozing in some glitzy high street wine bar, then snogging a stranger’s mouth for twenty minutes in a doorway before puking and stumbling home become just a beautiful distant [...]
Read moreDavid Beckham – emotional
Whilst the majority of the planet busily arranges an evening of unbelievable binge drinking, hand holding, singing of old songs, and drunkenly attempting to tongue kiss as many people as possible just because it’s midnight and you’re a bit horny, important sports journalists [...]
Read morePavlyuchenko – showing signs of unhappiness, apparently
It’s never really been in doubt that David Bentley and Roman Pavlyuchenko will be rocketing towards the Spurs exit in January. The former signed his death warrant about a week ago, when he upset Harry by dicking around in a practice match.
And [...]
Read more“Not Voronin huh? How about Babel?”
Anyone who has ever entered the realms of a trade-off knows that the key is to come away with a better deal than your opponent. Kids have been partaking in this ancient playground ritual for years, using football stickers, marbles, cigarettes, cola bottles, [...]
Read morePick your favourite player who wears the revered squad number
Calendar enthusiasts will be aware that today is 09/09/09, which is easily the most significant day in the Gregorian system since 07/08/09. In celebration of this tremendous occasion, we’re [...]
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