Tchau, big man
We said our goodbyes to The Real Ronaldo a few months ago when he officially announced he would be calling an end to his jaw-droppingly [...]
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It’s over, innit? Man Utd 2-0 up from the first leg, never lost a European home game by more than a single goal, never not progressed after winning the first leg away from home… Done and dusted.
That’s completely excellent for United fans but rather [...]
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So, Barcelona are in the Champions League final. It wasn’t the best game we’ll ever see, but thankfully it wasn’t quite as faith-shatteringly horrible as the previous [...]
Read moreSomething about not playing in goal with handling like that
Above is Sergio Ramos dropping the Copa del Rey trophy under their open top bus. Quite frankly, we’re surprised [...]
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Calling the Real Ronaldo the Real Ronaldo upsets a lot of people who love the Fake Cristiano Ronaldo, but differentiating by calling him Fat Ronaldo has never [...]
Read morePhotoshop wizardry 
The Spoiler can say with some certainty that there will have been a moment in your adult life when you’ve thought ‘bloody hell, I’m a fully grown adult and I’m actually going to go to the toilet in my trousers.’ Horrible, innit?
You may have been [...]
Read moreYou will be missed, Sir
The Spoiler was just a whipper-snapper when Ronaldo first came to our attention and he absolutely blew our tiny little mind. He was unbelievably strong, quick and skilful – he’s what Jonah Lomu could’ve been if he’d not lived in New Zealand and [...]
Read moreCheryl and Cheryl 
Fulham are hosting Chelsea this evening in a game that all sub-editors around the country are praying ends in a huge win for one of the sides so the ‘St. Valentine’s Day massacre’ headlines can be trotted out.
Anyway, Fulham have beaten Chelsea just once in [...]
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