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The Spoiler’s Disappointing World Cup 2010 XI

If they had faces, they’d be blushing

Okay, it’s important to define what “disappointing” means, because it’s very much a blanket term. 

Ashley Cole’s entourage, Everton’s contract boo-boo…

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In honour of the Dutch, here’s an original Ruud Gullit cut!

Calm down everyone, Ashley Cole already knows those girls who he [...]

Sexy fan, on hols with Lampsie, and much much more….

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An homage to the World Cup’s most popular mobile phone

Roy Hodgson’s early shopping list revealed!

[Caught Offside]

US funnyman [...]

Roughly 10 World Cup mistakes made by England

Textbook stop by Green… oh hang on!

From now until the point at which everyone gets tired of analysing England’s problems, and resort instead to puffing out their cheeks and walking away crying whenever the World Cup is mentioned, the microscope will be focussed on what exactly went wrong.

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England win, Rooney tells ref to make love to himself

Platinum Stars 0-3 England

Well, a win is a win, and it was only a warm up. England scored three, but on the downside Glen Johnson gave away a sloppy penalty, and Wazza rather hurt the ref’s feelings by making [...]

Joe Cole out, Carragher and Hargreaves in… apparently

Is Capello making a mistake?

The provisional 30 man England squad is set to be announced later today, and the news from this morning’s Mirror is that Joe Cole will receive a double blow to the solar plexus – firstly, by not being named in the thing, and [...]

Man United’s European exit recreated using Lego!

If you missed it, here’s what happened

And they say that children can’t concentrate any more. Well, here’s a couple of crushing Bayern Munich goals perfectly reenacted by little [...]

Bayern get their revenge for 1999… kind of

Bayern Munich 2-1 Man United

For those of you without snazzy Sky television boxes, or those who would rather watch Sophie Dahl pretentiously cooking some tea, Man United were [...]