Problems Problems

Roughly 10 World Cup mistakes made by England

Textbook stop by Green… oh hang on!

Robert Green

From now until the point at which everyone gets tired of analysing England’s problems, and resort instead to puffing out their cheeks and walking away crying whenever the World Cup is mentioned, the microscope will be focussed on what exactly went wrong.

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Goals!

England win, Rooney tells ref to make love to himself

Platinum Stars 0-3 England

Well, a win is a win, and it was only a warm up. England scored three, but on the downside Glen Johnson gave away a sloppy penalty, and Wazza rather hurt the ref’s feelings by making [...]

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World Cup Fever

Joe Cole out, Carragher and Hargreaves in… apparently

Is Capello making a mistake?

Joe Cole 

The provisional 30 man England squad is set to be announced later today, and the news from this morning’s Mirror is that Joe Cole will receive a double blow to the solar plexus – firstly, by not being named in the thing, and [...]

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