ALTERNATIVE ACCOLADES

The Spoiler’s six favourite things about Euro 2012

This guy definitely wasn’t only there for the sing song…

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Player: Federico Balzaretti Andres Iniesta and Andrea Pirlo were drenched in adulation, but The Spoiler’s inherent contrariness forces us to adulate a less lauded soul. This summer was Balzaretti’s turn. Domenico Criscito getting smeared by the match-fixing scandal and a swift shift back to 4-3-1-2 gave Balzaretti an unexpected opportunity and our hero seized it [...]

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ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

Roy Keane’s dog Triggs dies

Subject of the least creative chant ever passes

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Triggs, the famous pet Labrador owned by dead-eyed hardman Roy Keane, has gone to the big doghouse in the sky, according to the Daily Mail.

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Mr Forgetful

Some proof that Roy Keane was actually at Man United

Now do you remember, Roy?

Roy Keane 

Of course, everyone will remember that old John Milton quote:

“The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.”  

Meaning that your brain can choose to be happy, or sad, depending on what [...]

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Bad Etiquette

5 footballers behaving rather inappropriately

Oi Robbie! No!

Robbie Fowler 

Those of you with eagle-eyes will have noticed some rather disturbing behaviour during the Man United/Tottenham tie at the weekend. For those who didn’t see it, Nani scored a beauty, then ruined the whole thing a few minutes later by randomly puking his guts [...]

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