Beard Pattern

Revealed: The reason for Roy Keane’s failure

Wondering how Roy Keane’s fortunes changed? It wasn’t anything to do with overspending, tactics or confidence, it was all down to his ambivalent attitude towards facial hair. Observe:

Roy Keane’s beard

20th September 2008 Facial hair status: clean shaven

Result: 2-0 win over Middlesbrough


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Daily Democracy

Vote: Who should be the next Sunderland manager?

The race to replace Ol’ Grey Beard is on

Roy Keane

This morning Sunderland became a ship without a rudder as their warm-chinned gaffer stood down after a 27-month stint at the helm. There have been plenty of whispers about the next manager, some more ridiculous than others (Keeeeegan!), [...]

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