Don’t give Gordon any ideas
Whilst taxes on cigarettes, alcohol and even fatty foods are lapped up by meddling governments, a tax on that luxury item of air has yet to be announced by the men in [...]
Read moreBlatter is warming the balls as we speak
Republic of Ireland vs France
Portugal vs Bosnia
Greece vs Ukraine
Russia vs Slovenia
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Read moreArsenal star bans his WAG from criticising England
Andrei Arshavin’s childlike wife Julia didn’t get of to the best of starts on these shores, when she claimed English people were “too reserved”, the food was rubbish and the country was “dull”.
Since these indiscreet comments, the Arsenal star has transformed the nation’s opinion of his [...]
Read moreMalawian striker rewarded for hoofing it up the field
During a Russian second division match for FC KAMAZ Naberezhnye Chelny (what, you’ve never heard of them?), Malawian striker Essau [...]
Read moreThe partner of the Prem’s biggest misogynist
When Andrei Arshavin wheezed his way over to England in January, he brought three things from his Russian homeland: his fierce fashion sense, his passion for pulling sex faces and his ‘wife’, Julia Arshavin.
We say ‘wife’ in [...]
Read moreRussian PM helps out his oligarch mate at the Bridge
The one who belongs to the lead character from The Passion of the Christ is on the cusp of signing his fate away to Florentino Perez’s Real Madrid.
Sky Sport Italia believe the deal will [...]
Read moreArsenal star shows his London lifestyle to the folks back home
After revealing his fancy London pad and fabulous fashion sensibilities via amateur photos on his official website, Andrei Arshavin has taken things a step [...]
Read moreRussian advises compatriots to double check their contracts
As if Arsene Wenger didn’t have enough to worry about. Now the season is over Andrei Arshavin has finally got round to the business of opening his bank statements, which were possibly lost amongst the plates and [...]
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