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Read moreArsenal star bans his WAG from criticising England
Andrei Arshavin’s childlike wife Julia didn’t get of to the best of starts on these shores, when she claimed English people were “too reserved”, the food was rubbish and the country was “dull”.
Since these indiscreet comments, the Arsenal star has transformed the nation’s opinion of his [...]
Read moreMalawian striker rewarded for hoofing it up the field
During a Russian second division match for FC KAMAZ Naberezhnye Chelny (what, you’ve never heard of them?), Malawian striker Essau [...]
Read moreThe partner of the Prem’s biggest misogynist
When Andrei Arshavin wheezed his way over to England in January, he brought three things from his Russian homeland: his fierce fashion sense, his passion for pulling sex faces and his ‘wife’, Julia Arshavin.
We say ‘wife’ in [...]
Read moreRussian PM helps out his oligarch mate at the Bridge
The one who belongs to the lead character from The Passion of the Christ is on the cusp of signing his fate away to Florentino Perez’s Real Madrid.
Sky Sport Italia believe the deal will [...]
Read moreArsenal star shows his London lifestyle to the folks back home
After revealing his fancy London pad and fabulous fashion sensibilities via amateur photos on his official website, Andrei Arshavin has taken things a step [...]
Read moreRussian advises compatriots to double check their contracts
As if Arsene Wenger didn’t have enough to worry about. Now the season is over Andrei Arshavin has finally got round to the business of opening his bank statements, which were possibly lost amongst the plates and [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
Roman Pavlyuchenko back to Spartak Moscow Pavlyuchenko insists he is happy at Spurs, but in light of the fact that Tottenham have been linked to every player under the sun for the past few months, rumours that he no [...]
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