Statistics make worrying reading for Magpies
Newcastle fans are so caught up in the loss of Kevin Keegan and the imminent football apocalypse that his absence will cause, that they haven’t considered an even more daunting prospect: Sunderland might [...]
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Tenuous link to sport alert: British gymnast Alison Carroll is the new Lara Croft [On205th]
Video: All your efforts at parallel parking are about [...]
Read moreTomorrow’s headlines today…
Already got excitable bouncing legs because you can’t wait for tomorrow’s football news? Chill out with these little teasers…
Real Madrid lurch in for Kaka In a move about as predictable as every single sentence ever uttered by Alan Shearer, Real [...]
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Game: See how long you can tolerate listening to ‘Become a WAG’ by Stacie and Stevie Smith. I managed 1.39 [MySpace]
Lewis Hamilton to be richer than David Beckham [Grid Crasher]
Maria Sharapova agrees to a photoshoot [SportsByBrooks]
Boston Red Sox fan [...]
Read moreBut it’s amateur hour in California, says Ruud Gullit 
In recent weeks, we’ve seen pictures of David Beckham’s Zangief-like beard and love of cheerleaders’ derrieres, but we’ve heard abolsutely nothing about action on the pitch. FYI, the LA Galaxy are still in [...]
Read moreIf you thought Posh was LA Galaxy’s hottest WAG…
With the exception of David Beckham, Landon Donovan is easily the most famous LA Galaxy employee. Well, if you discount Ruud Gullit, that is. And Abel Xavier. Anyway, in light of his semi-famous status, Donovan has secured himself a semi-famous wife [...]
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