Might this have put him off Arsenal slightly?
In a move commonly known as “the reverse Michael Owen”, van Nistelrooy looks set to join rank at Liverpool in January, just in time to plop himself across a couple of empty seats on the bench, still [...]
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Ruud van Nistelrooy, Jaap Stam and Roy Keane all have the same two things in common. All three were indispensable Man Utd players who were very much dispensed of the moment they crossed Sir Alex Ferguson.
The Spoiler can only assume [...]
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LA Galaxy players bet Beckham he can’t hit window in stadium, Beckham hits window in stadium, viewer forced to listen to cameraman’s [...]
Read moreWhile Real Madrid have been busy signing Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka and co, the Big Four have so far captured Thomas Vermaelen, Ross Turnbull, Daniel Sturridge, Glen Johnson, Antonio Valencia and, probably, Michael Owen.
With all the big names heading over to Spain, the Premier League’s elite have been forced to adopt a different strategy this [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
Ruud van Nistelrooy not going to Spurs Those who were hoping to see the perennially-injured horse-faced Dutchman return to the Premiership may be disappointed by his most recent insistence that he intends to stay in the [...]
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Despite causing road closures and costing thousands in police time, Cristiano Ronaldo will face no charges for wrecking his Ferrari [The Independent]
Steven Gerrard says he may retire in 2013 [Sky Sports]
Interestment’s [...]
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Charlotte Jackson makes the Top Six Setanta moments [Pies]
Why Kaka isn’t the most expensive player of all time [The Offside]
Why Cristiano Ronaldo is irreplaceable at Manchester Utd [The Guardian]
Too many dicks on the dance floor: David Bentley shakes it [...]
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Dirty Tackle live up to their name by finding this flagrant abuse of a referee
Blackburn’s 2009/10 looks a little [...]
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