Transfer News

Ruud van Nistelrooy gallops to Liverpool’s rescue

Might this have put him off Arsenal slightly?

Ruud van Nistelrooy

In a move commonly known as “the reverse Michael Owen”, van Nistelrooy looks set to join rank at Liverpool in January, just in time to plop himself across a couple of empty seats on the bench, still [...]

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"SUICIDE, IT'S A SUICIDE"

Nani: Fergie is screwing up my Manchester United career

NotRonaldo talks his way out of Old Trafford…

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Ruud van Nistelrooy, Jaap Stam and Roy Keane all have the same two things in common. All three were indispensable Man Utd players who were very much dispensed of the moment they crossed Sir Alex Ferguson.

The Spoiler can only assume [...]

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DAILY DEMOCRACY

Vote: Which Real Madrid reject would you most want to sign?

While Real Madrid have been busy signing Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka and co, the Big Four have so far captured Thomas Vermaelen, Ross Turnbull, Daniel Sturridge, Glen Johnson, Antonio Valencia and, probably, Michael Owen.

With all the big names heading over to Spain, the Premier League’s elite have been forced to adopt a different strategy this [...]

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