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Glenn and Chris – at their day jobs

Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle 

It’s sometimes easy to forget that footballers are also human beings. Frighteningly gifted human beings, who can turn their hand to pretty much anything. Some ooze seamlessly into management or punditry, others open [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: Yossi’s off, along with Babel, and more…

“Goodbye Fernando!”

Benayoun and Torres 

Like the final few moments of a tense game of cards, the coming days should hopefully find the straight-faced transfer window stand off morphing into a hysterical scramble to get as much out of the situation as possible.

There will surely be tears, high pitched [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: Younes Kaboul, Bobby Zamora, and more…

Ahh, the delicate touch of Bobby Zamora. Sweeeet.

Zamora

Whilst the majority of the nation takes at least four cups of tea and a couple of hours repeatedly refreshing Facebook to really hit their stride with the morning chores, impressively driven football hacks are literally sanding down their noses on [...]

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Transfer News

Fear not, Liverpool fans, cover for Torres has arrived!

Carragher, meet your new team mate

Jones 

Whilst Ryan Babel thinks up new ways to infuriate Rafa Benitez – perhaps by setting up some kind of “Who else thinks that Rafa Benitez is a big Spanish meanie?” Facebook group, or going for the classic “dog poo through the letterbox” trick – Kenwyne [...]

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Transfer News

Transfer news: Chelsea and Liverpool updates, and more…

Fellaini – moving South?

Fellaini

Whilst the rest of the nation stands by the window pointing at the snow and nudging one another, hard working sports journalists only know that it’s Winter at the moment because there is a soft breeze blowing in from another kind of window – the [...]

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The Babel Saga

Birmingham really want Babel… like REALLY want him

Is Babel Birmingham bound?

Ryan Babel

Regular users of eBay will be well aware of the headrush that comes from winning an auction. Even, frankly, if it’s not for an item that you particularly wanted/needed. There’s just something about bidding more and more money that makes you feel alive.

It doesn’t matter [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: Liverpool clear out, plus Bentley… again

“Goodbye Anfield!”

Voronin

Thank sweet baby Moses that Mother Nature can’t snow on the spirits of hard working sports journalists. Yes, she has managed to bugger up the Carling Cup semi-finals. But can she freeze the transfer market? No sir, she can not.

Hence, while the rest of us huddle [...]

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