Manager watch

Ancelotti in at Chelsea, Klinsmann leaving Munich

A managerial edition of our daily transfer roundup

Franz Beckenbauer and Jurgen Klinsmann

As you can see, Franz Beckenbauer and Jurgen Klinsmann used to be in love. After last night’s humiliation, however, things aren’t so rosey…

Jurgen Klinsmann faces the sack Over-opinionated Bayern Munich president Franz [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Who should be the next Chelsea manager?

Unemployment epidemic strikes another top flight club

Gene HackmanHilariously-named Secretary for Children, Schools and Families Ed Balls has today claimed we are in “the most serious global recession in over 100 years,” and those in the secondary sector can now count themselves lucky if they remain in gainful [...]

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Daily Democracy

Chelsea fans – do you want to get rid of Big Phil Scolari?

The message boards are packed with anti-Big Phil sentiments

Luiz Felipe Scolari

Following last weekend’s unconvincing performance against West Ham, it appears that kidney stones are the least of Big Phil’s worries. With a 46 per cent win rate at home this season (compared to Mourinho’s 77 per [...]

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Nasty Business

Hmmm, is something wrong, Mr Robinho?

Agent does great job, gets sacked

Robinho

In a horrible example of life imitating Jerry Maguire, Wagner Ribeiro (football agent) has been shown the door by Robinho, having snared his client the best football deal ever made. The pair had been together six years, with Ribeiro taking the tricky [...]

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Bad Dream

Five reasons why it’s all over for Tottenham

Time to jump ship, Spurs fans?

Juande Ramos

What a horrendous start to the season. Poor Spurs. Pre-season hinted towards a brighter day, with Darren Bent providing some decent form to sooth the inevitable loss of Berbs along with Keano. But it’s all gone awry. To the point where [...]

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