Stupidity

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Relegated side reach ridiculous new low in quest for new owners

NUFC Statement

Fancy owning a Championship football team with shockingly low morale and a dangerously under-qualified manager? Or perhaps you would like a quick and convenient way to belittle Newcastle Utd with prank offers and random abuse? [...]

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No more Mr Ashley

Crazy Newcastle rumour of the day: Ashley’s found a buyer!

We’ll find out soon enough if this one’s got legs

The Spoiler will be the first to admit that this one is a little far-fetched, but for fans of preposterous rumour, here goes:

1) Newcastle have found a buyer

2) The lucky winners are a consortium of either Russian or Ukranian businessmen, or both

3) [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Should we feel sorry for Mike Ashley?

Newcastle owner puts club up for sale at fans’ request

Mike Ashley protests

Following a weekend of fervent protest at St James’ Park, Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has finally given in to fans, and has entered negotiations to sell the club. In an emotive 1,644 word statement, he [...]

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