It’s easier to buy Newcastle than a St James’ Park season ticket
Having transformed from European contenders into laughing stocks, The Spoiler hoped for the sake of long-suffering fans that Newcastle would at least go down with some dignity but Mike Ashley isn’t letting that [...]
Read moreRelegated side reach ridiculous new low in quest for new owners
Fancy owning a Championship football team with shockingly low morale and a dangerously under-qualified manager? Or perhaps you would like a quick and convenient way to belittle Newcastle Utd with prank offers and random abuse? [...]
Read moreWe’ll find out soon enough if this one’s got legs
The Spoiler will be the first to admit that this one is a little far-fetched, but for fans of preposterous rumour, here goes:
1) Newcastle have found a buyer
2) The lucky winners are a consortium of either Russian or Ukranian businessmen, or both
3) [...]
Read moreNewcastle owner puts club up for sale at fans’ request
Following a weekend of fervent protest at St James’ Park, Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has finally given in to fans, and has entered negotiations to sell the club. In an emotive 1,644 word statement, he [...]
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