The chances are you’ll come up with something better than us
It wasn’t until The Spoiler tried to figure out how we would set Liverpool up tonight that we realised just how tough a task Rafael Benitez faces. They need to field as attacking a line-up as possible without leaving themselves so vulnerable at the [...]
Read moreReds must beat buoyant Tottenham to stay ahead
With the exception of Professor Wenger’s disjointed Arsenal, the big four have been flexing their muscles in the press this morning, each claiming they will drink the other’s milkshake in the title race.
Unlike [...]
Read moreExcept for Torres, who couldn’t be bothered
Liverpool’s December Christmas party was postponed when Stevie G allowed masked intruders to burgle his home and terrify his wife. To make up for the celebration-halting gaff, he pulled out all the stops at the rescheduled event with some [...]
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