AGONY UNCLE

What would you do – if you were Arsenal striker Robin van Persie?

Stay? Go? Raise an ambiguous thumb in both directions?

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Inspired by the 21st century Bohemian Rhapsody – the City High single with the above name – The Spoiler plans to sample the shoes worn by those certain to feature in the summer’s biggest and most boring transfer sagas over the next few weeks, having a dabble at career guidance counselling.

Robin van Persie, the [...]

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Transfer Stuff

Sagna hawks Fabregas and Nasri around, Sanchez to United and more…

Who?

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Once again, a quiet but consistent whirring and buzzing can be heard around Spoiler Towers – and it’s not just the traffic from our helipad.

The rumours circulating about football’s human recourses are getting so bloody exciting that it’s all anybody wants to talk or even think about. [...]

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Transfer stuff

Hiddink to Chelsea, McClaren to Villa and other stuff…

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Scarlett Johansson has been telling people how she likes to keep things quiet and keep her private life private. Or something. Above is a picture of her With Eva Mendes that represents two thirds of the best dream The Spoiler ever had.

While Scarlett may like to keep [...]

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Transfer stuff

Benzema to Arsenal, Nasri to Man Utd and more…

Lily – angelic

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So, Kings of Leon singer, Caleb Followill, recently got married to Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge – congratulations!

Anyway, we haven’t got time to dwell on trivial matters like love and marriage – there’s plenty of interesting transfer stuff doing the rounds this morning that urgently [...]

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A poll!

Who should win the PFA Player of the Year award?

He won it last year – he’s been rubbish this year, mind

waynerooney.jpg You’ll definitely have heard by now, but those rascals at the Daily Mail have gone and leaked the shortlist for the PFA Player of the Year award.

There are a couple of surprise omissions – Nani and [...]

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Transfer News

Forget Cesc, Barca want Nasri

The word on the street is that Barcelona’s ongoing quest to punch Arsene Wenger directly in the underpants has found them switching their sights from their prodigal son, Cesc Fabregas, and onto the Premier League player of the season so far, Samir Nasri.

For those who enjoy dotting the dots, rumour has it that a [...]

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