Angry Young Man

Great news, Chelsea – Neymar goes into meltdown at Santos

Neymar – sugar rushing?


It’s now traditional for a great Brazilian footballers to replace their God given talent with a serious attitude problem at some stage during their careers, but 18-year-old Neymar appears to be accelerating the process, with a dramatic display of petulance in a recent Santos match against [...]

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Neymar is having a bad week

Jinking Brazilian shows off Sunday League-esque skills

Even the most brilliantly talented footballers have their off weeks (or months, if you’re Wayne Rooney).

During last Saturday’s match against Goias, Neymar both missed a penalty, his fourth in [...]

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Transfer News

Pele has a quiet word with Neymar… it doesn’t work

Kids, do as Pele says… or not… your choice


The whisper echoing across the many oceans is that Santos managed to enlist the help of the fourth or fifth greatest footballer ever - Pele - in a bid to stop Neymar from leaving the club and moving to Chelsea.

Only it hasn’t entirely worked.

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Transfer News

Both Robinho and Adebayor clawing at the Man City exit

Not what they were?

Robinho and Adebayor 

In a pitch perfect football recreation of life as one of Hugh Hefner’s chosen stable of bed partners, it seems that both Robinho and Adebayor sense that their opportunities to satisfy their boss sexually are seriously dwindling – especially with so many [...]

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