HIII-YAAAA!
If YouTube has taught us anything about South America, it’s that barely a second goes by in one of their football games without a mass brawl breaking out. [...]
Read moreGood spot from Mirror Football
Apart from the fact that The Spoiler has yet to spell his name correctly at the first time of asking (it’s Neymar, not [...]
Read moreOh, the humanity!
‘Birthday beats‘, the annual rites of passage hazing, has steadily evolved over the years. Originally beginning as a good-natured ‘pinch, punch, first of the month’-style joshing, decades of testosterone-fueled schoolkids have [...]
Read moreNeymar – sugar rushing?
It’s now traditional for a great Brazilian footballers to replace their God given talent with a serious attitude problem at some stage during their careers, but 18-year-old Neymar appears to be accelerating the process, with a dramatic display of petulance in a recent Santos match against [...]
Read moreJinking Brazilian shows off Sunday League-esque skills
Even the most brilliantly talented footballers have their off weeks (or months, if you’re Wayne Rooney).
During last Saturday’s match against Goias, Neymar both missed a penalty, his fourth in [...]
Read moreImpromptu disrobing from the jinking forward
STEP 1: Tackle his shorts off.
[via Pies]
Read moreKids, do as Pele says… or not… your choice
The whisper echoing across the many oceans is that Santos managed to enlist the help of the fourth or fifth greatest footballer ever - Pele - in a bid to stop Neymar from leaving the club and moving to Chelsea.
Only it hasn’t entirely worked.
Read moreNot what they were?
In a pitch perfect football recreation of life as one of Hugh Hefner’s chosen stable of bed partners, it seems that both Robinho and Adebayor sense that their opportunities to satisfy their boss sexually are seriously dwindling – especially with so many [...]
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