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Lionel Messi puts his whole hand in a dolphin’s mouth

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Messi, what the hell are you doing? (via our better looking pals at Kickette)

Al Fayed’s swipe at Hodgson

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Great news, Man City – Robinho’s coming home!

Welcome back, Robinho!

If you happened to be in Manchester during late January, there’s a good chance that you heard the sound of muffled screams soundclashing with an almighty groan, and a loud cheer.

Don’t worry – it was just the mixed opinions about Robinho being perfectly encapsulated by noise.

New penalty taking technique sweeping Brazil

Neymar Penalty

It’s hard to come up with a new move in football – The Spoiler has tried many times, using new techniques like “rabbit taps”, “duck walking”, and [...]

Arsenal special, footballer arrested, and more…

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A great song, dedicated to Vanessa Perroncel!

Ricardo Fuller arrested!

[The Telegraph]

Robinho opens his account at Santos

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Robinho rapping, Wayne Rooney’s money, and more…

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John Terry, here’s what Terence Trent D’Arby would say about it…

Wayne Bridge to quit England?

[Times Online]

Robinho shows [...]

A few facts about Santos, Robinho’s new home

Well, these people will be happy anyway…

After a few years living the high life in European football, it might serve as something of a bumpy landing when Robinho strings up his golden laces and steps out for his new/old club.

With that in mind, The [...]