Spoiler

Weird goals, Tottenham fashion, Wenger speaks…

Also appearing on a computer near you

In light of the recent football scandals, here’s some sexy music!

Scholes’ fluke, and other weird goals

[The Daily Mail]

[...]

Would Thierry Henry be mad to go to Man United?

Man gets ready to alienate millions…

It seems like today is only halfway through, and yet so many questions need to be answered. Why is it so hot all of a sudden? What exactly is chowder? And wouldn’t Thierry Henry have to be totally barmy to go to Man [...]

Vote: Is the Chelsea squad too old to win the title?

Fergie thinks the Chelsea pensioners haven’t got a chance

In the latest of his pre-season mind games, Alex Ferguson has accused the Chelsea squad of being too old to compete with his spritely team this season:

“When you see the ages they’ve [...]

Why Ferguson is making a mistake buying Berbatov

Manager bites off more than he can chew…

Yes, the deal isn’t quite done yet, but Man United always get their man – Tevez, Hargreaves, Carrick, Rooney, Ferdinand, Kleberson… to name just six. In fact, Berbatov eventually packing up his smokes and venturing up north has never really been [...]

Vote: Do referees favour Manchester Utd?

Chelsea gaffer the latest to jump on the Man Utd bias bandwagon

In a bid to introduce his own brand of Fergie-style mind games, Avram Grant has come out claiming ref Steve Bennett helped Manchester Utd win the Premier League title. It’s true that Scholes’ [...]