Weekend Update

Real’s new managerial shortlist, Cesc to Man City…

Plus, these guys look to be sodding off

Hicks and Gillett

And so the sun decided to come out for the weekend, giving rise to a wholly unnecessary carnival atmosphere. Even the most microscopic areas of roadside grass were awash with men and women gently folding salami [...]

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VOTE: Scolari vs Mourinho

Mourinho, Scolari

Jose and Luiz

No doubt about it, all of a sudden Chelsea are a joy to behold. Last season, we watched through bleeding eyes as they so nearly ground their way to boring successes, but this season, they look like worthy and spectacular contenders.

Begging [...]

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Credit Crunch

Ray Wilkins? What is WRONG with Chelsea?

Um, Roman, are you sure?

Ray Wilkins

If all the money in the world can only get you as far as Ray Wilkins as the assistant first team coach at Chelsea, then this dramatic credit crunch malarkey is turning into a financial apocalypse. As a player, he was fantastic [...]

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Chelsea Infirmary Update

Essien’s injury spells great news for Ballack

Midfield terrier has knackered knees

Forget Lampsie, Ballack, Drog-Drog – the player most likely to drag Chelsea through those stodgy mid-season blues has been Michael Essien, the Chelsea fans player of the season in 2006/2007, a human dynamo. Hence the Londoners (in the broadest sense) will surely suffer as the midfielder looks set to miss [...]

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Half Decent Footballers

The ‘Big Four’ XI

Is this the best team in the Premier League?

Rio Ferdinand

Make no mistake, friends, the ‘Big Four’ are so-called because they’re brilliant. So brilliant that were you to merge them all together to create a “best of” team, some huge names would fall by the wayside. We are, [...]

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The Future

Big Ferguson and Benitez news

Tomorrow’s headlines today…

Sir Alex Ferguson

So another week comes to an end, and what have we learned? Nothing. Not one thing. If anything, we’ve all become more stupid. Still no matter, The Spoiler cares not about hindsight and the past, we’re all about the future, baby. Here’s [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Who will be the next Chelsea manager?

They kicked out Mourinho for a lot less

Avram Grant Sacked

After this weekend’s disappointing performance against Barnsley (no disrespect to them) and the Carling Cup final loss, it seems that even a Champions League victory won’t keep Mr Expressionless at the Bridge now.

The bookies fancy

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