World Cup Fever

VOTE: Who should be England’s World Cup goalie?

Oh, for another Banksy!

Gordon Banks 

The debates about who should play where for England will rage with increasing ferocity over the coming months. Friends will fall out, young lovers will be forced to go their separate ways due to an inability to agree on the correct line-up of [...]

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The Underrated

The Spoiler’s Best Mismanaged England XI ever!

These men have ample reason to grumble… 

Mismanaged XI

Well, nice one England, you’ve done it again. You’ve wasted another yet another glorious player, and Steven Gerrard is now doomed to spend his autumn years mumbling in pubs about what might have been, alongside Le Tissier, McManaman, Fowler, and [...]

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Top Flight Newbies

The “best of the promoted teams” XI

Appearing in the Premier League for one season only…

Leon Cort

Only once in Premier League history have all three promoted sides gone straight back down (Barnsley, Bolton and Palace in 1997/98) and for that reason it’s unlikely that West Brom, Stoke and Hull will all make a swift [...]

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Transfer Talk

Scott Carson offers Gareth Barry some great career advice

Today’s transfer activity, written down using words

Scott carson

West Brom’s new goalkeeper Scott Carson, who made four league appearances in three-and-a-half years at Liverpool, has told Gareth Barry that he would be a fool to turn down a move to Anfield. “I think if he wants to [...]

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Transfer Talk

Chelsea make audacious bid for Real Madrid star

Today’s rumours, gossip and damned lies Robinho to Chelsea

Lets all take a minute to laugh at Real Madrid. They unscrupulous Spaniards unsettled Robinho by trying to offload him in exchange for Cristiano Ronaldo, and right now, it looks like they may end up without the services [...]

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Act Of Defiance

Scott Carson doesn’t like being back at Liverpool

Nomadic keeper favours outside of building over toilet Scott carson

If Mr Carson is trying to work his way back into Rafa’s good books, he probably isn’t going the right way about it. His impression of a drunk outside a kebab shop at 3.30am was caught at Liverpool’s [...]

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