Prince William – getting a moment’s peace
In a chilling glimpse into the future, Queen Katie spent a lonely afternoon watching reruns of Your Face or Mine on Dave, whilst King William sloped off to the football with his mates. With a pulled down baseball cap where a crown [...]
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FLASHBACK: Young Scott Parker promotes healthy living
Home grown players rule – explained!
Juve fans gang up on [...]
Read moreLiverpool make bid for one of these men. But which?
For those worried about Ben Shepherd, now that he’s being bundled off the GMTV sofa to make room for Adrian Chiles’ curious brand of early morning sarcasm, you can relax now. He’s landed a [...]
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A better way for Maradona to celebrate?
Scott Parker under the microscope
10 intriguing World Cup 2010 adverts
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Read moreMeet the candidates…
The whisper from today’s Daily Mail is that England are still sweating over Gareth Barry’s botched up ankle, so are desperately attempting to come up with a holding midfielder solution – word being that Ledley King might just be the man to play the [...]
Read moreIs Capello making a mistake?
The provisional 30 man England squad is set to be announced later today, and the news from this morning’s Mirror is that Joe Cole will receive a double blow to the solar plexus – firstly, by not being named in the thing, and [...]
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The word from The Daily Mail is that Gareth Barry’s buggered up ankle could be worse than anyone expected, as he looks set to miss out on the World Cup.
Begging the question – who should be drafted in to [...]
Read moreScott Parker, ladies and gentlemen!
Possibly the most disturbing turn of phrase ever featured on Big Brother came in last year’s series, when one of the now forgotten inmates revealed that she wasn’t a “suck arse”. As conjured images go, it’s about as revolting as they come. [...]
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