Jack Warner resigns as FIFA vice-president! Corruption is no more!

“But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out…”


It’s a start, but FIFA’s statement about Jack Warner’s resignation hardly smacks of an organisation who will go to the ends of the earth to uncover any dubious dealings and dodgy doings. They [...]

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The Spoiler Awards – Kn*bhead of the Season



The final Spoiler Award is one that is very close to our heart and perhaps the most difficult one to win.

With football full to the brim with people who can, for many different reasons, be branded with the red-hot iron of kn*bheadery, this award has provoked [...]

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Contemptible stuff...

Sepp Blatter goes properly mental and appoints three random wise men

Not one of them…


When it was all kicking off in the world of cartoons, Superman, Batman, Wonder Women and some others got together to form the Justice League.

It was a good idea and probably resulted in a lot of sh*t getting sorted.

Now it’s all kicking off [...]

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A stopped clock...

Maradona goes and speaks some sense about FIFA and stuff

No idea…


So, England’s game against Switzerland was full of dull uninspiring football and was about as exciting as watching a tin of beige paint evaporate – whoever saw that one coming? Oh…

Anyways, more exciting stuff happened in the brain and, subsequently, mouth of Diego Maradona who [...]

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Sepp Blatter suggests gays should ‘refrain from sex’ at Qatar 2022

FIFA prez puts his foot in it

Sepp Blatter

Sepp Blatter has come under fire for trying to laugh off concerns about Qatar‘s… ‘restrictive’ culture, which, amongst other things, rules homosexuality illegal and frowns upon drinking booze in public, by suggesting gay fans should probably stay celibate during the [...]

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Sepp Blatter says the English are bad losers

Them’s fightin’ words. You wanna t’row hands, Sepp?


FIFA prez Sepp Blatter has countered claims football’s governing body is riddled with corruption by suggesting the English are bad losers with a particularly severe case of sour grapes.

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