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Will it end up in the safe hands of Sepp Blatter?

Let’s hope so…

Handshake, handshake, fall over spectacularly… textbook.

World Cup 2018 bid – let the schmoozing commence!

“I want to be able to see my face in that sign!”

After the small furore thanks to an intriguingly timed episode of Panorama, and then yesterday’s hot photos of Britain’s Next Male Model finalists – Prince William, Davids Beckham and Cameron – boarding an Easyjet to Zurich, there’s [...]

Sepp Blatter knows who killed Paul the psychic octopus

La Tasca, La Tasca, we don’t care about the mafia!

Larissa Rock-quelme (sorry), life in the England tunnel and Sepp Blatter has a funny turn

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How to make a Flintstones halloween costume, as modelled by ‘good time girl’ (*cough*) Larissa Riquelme and her hitherto unseen boyfriend

Liverpool are playing hokey cokey with the High Court [...]

Beckham the (Lego) builder, Sepp is officially a bellend and the Jabulani finds an admirer

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Rob Green, eat your heart out [via Off the Post]

Sepp B. Blatter gets ‘dickhead’ award from S. African gov [The Sun]

Video of race car [...]

Ex-Liverpool striker Craig Johnston delivers 12-page Jabulani rant to Sepp Blatter

Creator of the Predator football boot registers his disgust

The Jabulani World Cup match ball hasn’t found many friends this summer, being described at various points during the tournament as ‘dreadful’, ‘terrible’, ‘a catastrophe’ and even ‘supernatural’.

Now Craig Johnston, former Liverpool striker and inventor of the Predator football [...]

England strikers get close, Sepp says sorry and Chucho Benitez fails his English test again

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Rooney and Defoe engage in some pre-match bonding

Chucho Benitez puts Prem career in doubt by failing English test [Off the Post]

Sepp says ‘sorry’ [

Quick, England need a World Cup scapegoat! But who?

This man perhaps?

And lo, England had a shocker against the Germans, and that’s it for another World Cup. Will the likes of JT, Lampo, Steven G, Jamesie and the Cole Sisters ever get to play on such a big stage again? Sod that, who should we [...]