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Dog steals Sepp Blatter’s identity (and his seat on plane)

Yes, it’s a slow news day.

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A couple of crafty pet owners have managed to bag their dog free flights across Africa after changing his name to ‘Sepp Blatter‘ and taking advantage of an offer in a South African newspaper.

Budget airline Kululu were recently forced to apologise [...]

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Be the best

How to be successful – The Sepp Blatter story (Part One)

If Sepp had his way, they’d all look like this

Stockings and suspenders

In these trying financial times, it’s important that children get an education that stretches beyond the national curriculum. It’s not all about dotting the correct “i” and crossing the necessary “t” any more, kids. You need [...]

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The Big Question

The introduction of goal-line technology – a good thing?

This man doesn’t seem to think so…

Sepp Blatter

The word from today’s Mirror is that FIFA have decided to put the kibosh on any further experimentation with goal-line technology, much to the sheer fury of Premier League managers.

Sepp Blatter has long advocated the idea that “people thrive [...]

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Link dump

Sepp Blatter applauds John Terry, and more…

Also appearing on a computer near you

Bill Withers explains that some of JT’s women might actually enjoy his antics

Sepp Blatter’s interesting take on the John Terry debacle

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News in brief

No room at the inn for the Irish FA, and transfer news…

Plus, some back-patting for this little chap… presumably

Lionel Messi 

Like a spotty teenage asthmatic wearing his dad’s suit, standing outside a nightclub in the rain, literally begging the bouncers to let him in even though he has no proof of identification, the Irish FA have apparently been pleading with Sepp [...]

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Voted Web story of the year

New award for goalscorers – Michael Owen need not apply

FIFA exploit honour the dead

And you are?

Thespoiler has always thought that there aren’t enough awards ceremonies these days. Young Hollyoaks actresses, American Presidents and Lionel Messi just don’t get enough love.

Sepp Blatter, being the wise man he is, agrees [...]

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