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It’s 2 Tone Tuesday in The Spoiler office!
Probably the worst job in the world
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Ex-Hamilton fans start melting things
Boxing, Pussycat Doll style
Read moreTwo girls, one cup… well, plate
Wow, what a Wimbledon! Who would ever have imagined that Federer would face Nadal in the men’s final? Or that the Williams sisters might meet in the women’s? That’s right, only every single human being on the planet. Even people who have [...]
Read moreSay hello to the strong face of beauty…
There’s no avoiding it, Serena Williams is a whole world of woman. Strong, athletic, muscular – and that’s just the buttocks. Were she a Venn diagram, “buxom”, “sexy” and “gargantuan” would all be overlapping… if that’s what Venn diagrams do. They’re the ones with the circles, right?
Read moreA preview of the ladies you’ll see grunting on grass next week
In just three days, the world’s media will be devoting their attention to SW19, where the best grass courts in the world will be covered [...]
Read moreThat’s right, your eyes did NOT deceive you!
When the Lord God put together the blueprints for Serena Williams, his loyal angels probably thought that was it, this time he really has gone crazy. A statuesque body with a womanly bosom? It can’t be done. Athletes should look like Heike Drechsler – hairy and unappealing [...]
Read moreAnd not a Mauresmo in sight
Wow, isn’t tennis great? There’s Federer, Nadal, some other guys. It’s just brilliant. Plus, every year, Wimbledon introduces the planet to a new Chris Evert, or Anna Kournikova, or Maria Sharapova. But which of the saucy little lovelies will have Des Lynam cleaning sweat from his moustache in between [...]
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How the hell is this possible? It’s Spring in Miami and the sun isn’t shining…
Read moreSerena Williams’ humps provide distraction
