Transfer stuff

Jones FINALLY to Man Utd, Neymar to Chelsea and other stuff…

Una – tidy


The Saturdays have announced their first ever arena tour. Una and the girls will be heading around the country playing at places like Liverpool, Birmingham, Manchester and London.

As well as arenas, all these cities have Premier League football teams, meaning the five foxy females could [...]

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Don Balon’s list of the 100 best young players in the world

You’ll be hearing a lot about this man in the next 20 or so years


Don Balon is a Spanish football magazine with a good line in fate-tempting articles predicting the next generation of world superstars.

Of course, speculating on the potential of young players is a risky [...]

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Transfer Talk

Sergio Canales – yours for £135million, Man City

Canales – the opposite of a bargain

Sergio Canales

There was always one kid at school who would lick his luxury items, as a way of letting you know to “back off” and leave them alone. It was a decent technique, in that it worked. But disgusting, in [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: Younes Kaboul, Bobby Zamora, and more…

Ahh, the delicate touch of Bobby Zamora. Sweeeet.


Whilst the majority of the nation takes at least four cups of tea and a couple of hours repeatedly refreshing Facebook to really hit their stride with the morning chores, impressively driven football hacks are literally sanding down their noses on [...]

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New Sensation

New Spanish whizz-kid alert!

The new Fabregas… or something

Sergio Canales 

As everyone is slowly finding out, the trick with Spanish footballers is to get them while they’re young. That way, they won’t set you back preposterous amounts of money when they finally hit their stride.

Wenger pioneered this course of action when [...]

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