Wilshere – rehydrating
As if to hammer home his blissful teenage innocence, Jack Wilshere has been caught out for steamrollering a pretty stripper behind his girlfriend’s back. As everyone knows, the more mature footballers tend to favour prostitutes.
Read moreSorry, prostitutes, these johns are now “off limits”
It’s enormously important for the moral growth of the nation that everyone reflects on the recent sex scandals – perhaps look long and hard into a nearby mirror and think about what you have gained from these tawdry goings-on?
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Read more“I don’t want to!”
When Wayne Rooney was in the throws of passionate grunting with a couple of cackling hookers, he probably didn’t envisage that a few weeks down the line he’d be staring at the floor mumbling an awkward apology to Coleen’s MUM.
But, as reported [...]
Read moreWell, 16 per cent of Spoiler readers got what they wanted…
The problem with wedding vows is that they’re so full of holes. You’ve got all of the have/hold, richer/poorer, sickness/health stuff, but where is the bit about not arranging to have threesomes with [...]
Read moreKinky picture used to depict story
If you’d asked The Spoiler a month or so ago to name one footballer who definitely wouldn’t reach into his pocket to score some cheap sex with a proz, the name Peter Crouch would have been at the top of the list.
Now [...]
Read moreKids, do NOT take note
In light of Rooney’s three-in-a-bedders with local Manchester hookers, Peter Crouch’s stag night visit to a continental prostitute seems rather twee – even when he was throwing money around in return for sex, the hooker confessed that he was actually really polite about it.
And yet, [...]
Read moreA thrilling montage of Abbey Clancy:
What a rotten month Abbey Clancy must be having. So beautiful, so desired – and yet totally cheated on by a man whose shadow could win a Nosferatu lookalike competition.
Very much in the spirit of making Ms Clancy feel better, after the jump you’ll [...]
Read moreCouple loves having sex
Close your eyes and imagine a gorgeous naked couple making love to one another for hours. Beautiful isn’t it? Kenny G in the background, candles flickering, their bodies working as one, beads of sweat on all four of their breasts. Now imagine that one [...]
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