A list

5 reasons why Ashley Cole should go to Real Madrid

Joke never gets old…

Cashley Cole 

The big news on the football grapevine is that Jose Mourinho is so keen to land Ashley Cole that he’s named him “number one target”, or some such.

Below you’ll find five good reasons why Ashley should probably go. Feel free to add [...]

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How's Your Father

Uh oh, more football sex, more pregnant ladies… allegedly

Donovan – will he call his child “Everton”?

Landon Donovan

For footballers, a World Cup represents many things. Notably the chance to play in front of millions of people, an opportunity to gatecrash the history books. And were you to follow that list all the way to the end, [...]

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Having it off

Too much sex could spoil Argentina, suggests Brazilian

Tevez – shagged out?

Carlos Tevez

The consensus seems to be that a sportsman should ideally compete at the very height of sexual frustration – otherwise, think about it, they’d all just be lolling around the pitch, probably smoking a fag, the afterglow of a decent session [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 332: Gabriela Endringer

C-Ron’s latest conquest speaks of his lazy bedroom technique

Remember Gabriela Endringer? She’s the Portuguese gym instructor whose athletic body “fascinated” Cristiano Ronaldo. To the delight of her father, the tricky winger recently called time on their relationship, but to her father’s dismay, she has celebrated the end of [...]

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WAG Watch

WAG Nives Celzijus finds Franck Ribery attractive

Bundesliga beauty speaks of Frenchman’s ‘charm’

Croatian singer, model, socialite and writer Nives Celzijus has gained a huge following in Germany since her husband Dino Drpić joined Karlsruher SC. Her fame has arisen from a combination of steamy photoshoots, sexy claims (such as her claim that she boffed her husband on the pitch [...]

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