Joke never gets old…
The big news on the football grapevine is that Jose Mourinho is so keen to land Ashley Cole that he’s named him “number one target”, or some such.
Below you’ll find five good reasons why Ashley should probably go. Feel free to add [...]
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In honour of the Dutch, here’s an original Ruud Gullit cut!
Calm down everyone, Ashley Cole already knows those girls who he [...]
Read moreDonovan – will he call his child “Everton”?
For footballers, a World Cup represents many things. Notably the chance to play in front of millions of people, an opportunity to gatecrash the history books. And were you to follow that list all the way to the end, [...]
Read moreTevez – shagged out?
The consensus seems to be that a sportsman should ideally compete at the very height of sexual frustration – otherwise, think about it, they’d all just be lolling around the pitch, probably smoking a fag, the afterglow of a decent session [...]
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Some brilliant goals from the Champions League
Worst penalty of all time
[Pies]
Right, apparently Fabregas is STAYING PUT now
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Read moreStriker caught in what looks like a particularly rubbish rap video
In Britain the press are ready to pounce in a frenzy of indignation the moment any of our footballers are snapped doing something, or someone they shouldn’t be; whether it’s proudly showing off willies on the internet, having [...]
Read moreC-Ron’s latest conquest speaks of his lazy bedroom technique
Remember Gabriela Endringer? She’s the Portuguese gym instructor whose athletic body “fascinated” Cristiano Ronaldo. To the delight of her father, the tricky winger recently called time on their relationship, but to her father’s dismay, she has celebrated the end of [...]
Read moreBundesliga beauty speaks of Frenchman’s ‘charm’
Croatian singer, model, socialite and writer Nives Celzijus has gained a huge following in Germany since her husband Dino Drpić joined Karlsruher SC. Her fame has arisen from a combination of steamy photoshoots, sexy claims (such as her claim that she boffed her husband on the pitch [...]
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