Two girls, one cup… well, plate
Wow, what a Wimbledon! Who would ever have imagined that Federer would face Nadal in the men’s final? Or that the Williams sisters might meet in the women’s? That’s right, only every single human being on the planet. Even people who have [...]
Read moreLook, it was her or Mauresmo, okay!
Hey, who cares that Kournikova hasn’t picked up a racket in about five years? Or that she pretty much fluked her way to the Wimbledon semi-finals over ten years ago and never achieved anything else? The woman invented pretty tennis players. Before that, the best you could hope [...]
Read moreRussian mixes a great face with a nice bod
Don’t, whatever you do, be fooled by Elena’s wide eyed smile and fashionably blonde hair – this woman is one tough cookie. Beneath the cutesy “oooh aren’t I pretty” visage beats the heart of a tigress, a warrior, a Wimbledon semi finalist, all the way from [...]
Read moreSay hello to the strong face of beauty…
There’s no avoiding it, Serena Williams is a whole world of woman. Strong, athletic, muscular – and that’s just the buttocks. Were she a Venn diagram, “buxom”, “sexy” and “gargantuan” would all be overlapping… if that’s what Venn diagrams do. They’re the ones with the circles, right?
Read moreYeah, bit of an acquired taste, this one…
The world is spattered with roaring debates which will never end – is there really a God, and if so who is it? Who assassinated who and when? And is Jelena Jankovic sexy in a weird kind of way? Anyone who saw the way she teased Jamie [...]
Read moreEver seen a grown woman almost naked?
Okay, so Brooklyn Decker isn’t strictly a female tennis player. In fact, whether she has ever played tennis or not isn’t even known. Not by anyone. But what we do know is that she’s engaged to Andy Roddick – he’s the big serving American hopeful who [...]
Read moreTennis star is both tall AND thin
Daniela, semi finalist at the Australian Open not so long ago, is a tall skinny woman from Slovakia. Her distinguishing features include a two-handed backhand (pretty standard now) and the ability to look stern and unlovable on the court, but then surprisingly alluring when photographed off it. Some [...]
Read moreLike the moderately well known existentialist philosopher, Lev Shestov, Alyona is Ukrainian
What do you mean you’ve never heard of this girl? She’s the nineteenth best woman’s tennis player in the world! Not only that, she’s an absolute whizz at doubles, having won the Australian Open with her little sister, Kateryna.
When she’s not out [...]
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