Bridge – like this, but less miserable…
After a gentleman’s heart has been broken by a French woman, the path back to true happiness is a long, arduous one.
Recovery stages tend to begin with weeping. Open, loud, hysterical weeping. Sometimes in public, often in front of startled [...]
Read more“I’ll handle this, son”
Fans of Live from Studio Five will be well accustomed to the random word generator that operates whenever Ian Wright opens his mouth. Literally anything can happen, and the machine is at its most [...]
Read moreSWP – hungry for more… money
Those who regularly visit inner city pubs will attest to the fact that short people are not to be messed with. Yes, they might be funny at first, with their cute little legs, and lovable hamster hands. But, five lagers [...]
Read moreTime is running out for Mr Speedy Pants
Sometimes Lady Luck can be a total bitch, just ask Aaron Lennon – he’ll tell you. With a swift jab to the undercrackers, his World Cup dreams could be over just as he was hitting the form of [...]
Read moreHe had it all, damn it!
It’s always sad to see a footballer retire. Damn it, The Spoiler even wept uncontrollably when Sheringham dropped the bombshell that he’d had [...]
Read moreMr Chelsea is a “cockney cry baby”, says Oasis star
Noel receives at rapturous welcome at Maine Road in 1996. If Sheikh Mansour is reading, Maine Road is the ground Man City used to play at.
Never one to keep his [...]
Read moreA further helping of transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
Gokhan Inler to Arsenal With primary target Melo almost certain to join Juventus, Arsenal have been forced to look elsewhere for a new midfielder. However, reports suggest Arsene Wenger is restricting his search to Serie [...]
Read moreEngland/Andorra, World Cup Qualifier, 8.15pm, ITV1
The Three Lions are ever-so-slight 1/200 favourites to make it seven wins out of seven in the World Cup qualifiers against an Andorra side who have never won away from home. [...]
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