Getting Better

Great news, Team Bridge, Wayne is bouncing back!

Bridge – like this, but less miserable…

Wayne Bridge 

After a gentleman’s heart has been broken by a French woman, the path back to true happiness is a long, arduous one.

Recovery stages tend to begin with weeping. Open, loud, hysterical weeping. Sometimes in public, often in front of startled [...]

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Transfer Talk

Wright-Phillips wants cash, United want Villa

SWP – hungry for more… money

Shaun Wright-Phillips

Those who regularly visit inner city pubs will attest to the fact that short people are not to be messed with. Yes, they might be funny at first, with their cute little legs, and lovable hamster hands. But, five lagers [...]

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The Big Question

VOTE: Who should play on the right for England?

Time is running out for Mr Speedy Pants

Aaron Lennon

Sometimes Lady Luck can be a total bitch, just ask Aaron Lennon – he’ll tell you. With a swift jab to the undercrackers, his World Cup dreams could be over just as he was hitting the form of [...]

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buggered ankle

Video tribute to Dean Ashton, retired

He had it all, damn it!

It’s always sad to see a footballer retire. Damn it, The Spoiler even wept uncontrollably when Sheringham dropped the bombshell that he’d had [...]

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Pick your England team to face Andorra tonight

England/Andorra, World Cup Qualifier, 8.15pm, ITV1

The Spoiler’s England team to face Andorra

The Three Lions are ever-so-slight 1/200 favourites to make it seven wins out of seven in the World Cup qualifiers against an Andorra side who have never won away from home. [...]

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