Behold, the art of distraction
Chancers, grifters and terrifying mobs of tiny vagrant children have got this one down to a fine art – simply distract your victim by doing a funny little dance, whilst your [...]
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“I’m one of those girls who’d walk away if he cheated.” We won’t hold you to it Imogen ( Holy Moly )
Get the lowdown on Rafa’s latest attempt to waste some money ( Caught Offside )
Who was a bigger mistake – [...]
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Once again, Peter Kenyon has proved his worth as one of the lord God’s most unnecessary creations by insisting that Shevchenko might even have been a good bit of business for Chelsea.
“I’m not giving a lesson in accountancy,” he grumped, “but you do [...]
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Well the rain is back, for a moment there we almost forgot where we were. Seconds away from flowery necklaced women and silky hula music playing in the streets, probably. Just thank hecky we’ve still got football gossip and transfers to keep us all sweaty and uncomfortable. Ronaldinho [...]
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While Steven Gerrard can be found whimpering on the streets of Liverpool, seriously disgruntled because his club won’t spend enough money on new friends for him, over in the AC quarter of Milan, rumour would suggest that money is swilling around like expensive sparkling wine in a Jermain Defoe [...]
Read moreChelsea stars get their leather on in da club
For those that didn’t realise, last night the theme was “Small Leather Jacket” down at Funky Buddha – by far the most sensual of London’s sexy wine bars.
Of course, Lamps was there with pals Ballack and [...]
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