Mis-pronounciation

Joe Kinnear not guilty of the best Newcastle manager insult

That honour belongs to Bobby Robson

Joe Kinnear has hit the headlines for upsetting want-away winger Charles N’Zogbia. In an interview he pronounced the player’s surname as “Insomnia”, which would have been a brilliant joke if he meant it.

While the Frenchman has used the comment as an extraordinarily tenuous excuse to jump [...]

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Faux Burglary

Shola Ameobi is messy, an idiot

Newcastle star mistakenly believed his pigsty home was burgled

Shola Ameobi

Fearing he had become the latest Premier League burglary victim, Shola Ameobi recently phoned the police to report a break in. The concerned Newcastle striker told Northumbria Police that several items including his chequebook had been purloined from [...]

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