No, Amir! Don’t do it! Remember Gareth Gates!
You’ve been happy before, right? Well remember back to the happiest you’ve ever been. Multiply it by about a million trillion and try to imagine what that feels like.
That feeling is probably close to how News of the World reporter [...]
Read moreJavier Flórez shoots a supporter for calling him “weak”
As Andrés Escobar discovered fifteen years ago, Colombian football and gunpoint murders go together like peas and carrots. The latest victim of this unfortunate harmonious relationship is a fan of Atletico Junior, who pushed Javier Flórez over the edge.
Apparently, the midfielder was driving home [...]
Read moreXerez Club Deportivo should be proud of their top dog
The handsome devil above is Joaquín Bilbao, the president of Spanish second division side Xerez. If you think he looks like the kind of chap who wouldn’t be arrested for his involvement in a shootout in a [...]
Read moreIt’s referees with guns!
Referees who are looking for a way to deal with the recent spate of unsightly two-footed challenges should turn to their counterparts in Kuala Lumpur for inspiration.
In a heated match that took place two weeks ago, a referee attempted to control the game [...]
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