Real Madrid star should probably stick to the day job
Clearly in need of a little bit of extra cash, Cristiano Ronaldo has agreed to sing in an advert for Banco Espírito Santo, [...]
Read moreCelebrity Hammers fan perplexes Americans with football ritual
After calling George Bush a “retarded cowboy” and sharing some choice words about the Jonas Brothers’ lifestyle choices at the [...]
Read moreMerry supporter gets a cap in his ass
The 2006 factual documentary Borat would have us believe that Kazakhstan and its neighbouring countries are not quite civilised enough to be familiar with firearms, but an England fan has found out that this is not quite the case.
Getting in [...]
Read moreArsenal gaffer unimpressed by striker’s dulcet tones
No, Emmanuel Adebayor isn’t being tortured by Jack Bauer, that noise you hear is a pre-match serenade that the Togolese man loves [...]
Read more‘That’s what I’m talking about,’ catchphrase conspicuous by its absence
We posted this rather lengthy clip a month ago, but now it seems very clear why Sir Alan would favour former salesman Lee in the [...]
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