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Is Jose Mourinho about to be foiled by his own excellence?

The Special One could turn up at Old Trafford before his seat is free

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Jose Mourinho doesn’t do continuity. Instead, he has an almost fail-proof formula for progressing his managerial career: arrive at a club, make them absolutely brilliant and then sod off before it all goes wrong.

The only time he disobeyed it was at Chelsea, their constant near misses in Europe becoming an obsession as he hoped [...]

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Some Manchester MPs reckon Sir Alex Ferguson should become a Lord

Sir and Lady…

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Did anyone see The Apprentice last night? Hip Replacement? Really?

The Spoiler is pretty convinced it could stick a pin in a dictionary and come up with a better name for a pensioner’s magazine than that… Hang on…

FONDLE! There we are. Our magazine would [...]

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opinions

The Spoiler Awards – Manager of the Season

No way…

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When The Spoiler was a child its father used to be the manager of its football team.

Getting lifts to all the games and training was absolutely brilliant, but being substituted all the time because The Dad-Coach didn’t want to look biased was rubbish – it’s probably [...]

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Transfer stuff

Benzema to Arsenal, Nasri to Man Utd and more…

Lily – angelic

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So, Kings of Leon singer, Caleb Followill, recently got married to Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge – congratulations!

Anyway, we haven’t got time to dwell on trivial matters like love and marriage – there’s plenty of interesting transfer stuff doing the rounds this morning that urgently [...]

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Alex Ferguson tries to ban reporter for asking Giggs question

The Enforcer…

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The Spoiler has been to a couple of press conferences where there has been the biggest elephant you could ever imagine hanging around in the corner, daring someone to mention him.

Generally the journalists will ask every vaguely relevant question they could ever dream of before everyone [...]

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Twit chat

Sir Alex Ferguson wants Wayne Rooney et al to abandon Twitter

“Know any good books, boss?”

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The Spoiler was slow on the uptake when it came to Twitter. ‘Who cares what Kerry Katona has had for breakfast?’ We said. However, after dipping our toe tentatively in the water, we’re now big fans of the Twitter – we get news well [...]

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debatable

The Manchester All-Star team to take on the world!

Blue + Red = Purple, right?

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Hey! Manchester is a vibrant modern city – there’s something for everyone! There’s over five Greggs bakeries! There’s a cinema! There’s even a big shopping centre with Topshop AND Zara!

However, there is one problem with this thriving metropolis – there isn’t a [...]

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