Sky Sports News gets all sexy and catsuited about it
A great spot from our pals at Pies
Time was when football news was delivered by cynical men smoking pipes, slightly drunk from an afternoon of frothy [...]
Read moreA great spot from our pals at Pies
Time was when football news was delivered by cynical men smoking pipes, slightly drunk from an afternoon of frothy [...]
Read moreDeclan Donnelly = lucky, lucky man
*Cue jokes about Georgie Thompson being free to blow our vuvuzelas any day etc. so on, so forth*
Read moreSome immature behaviour from the stands at Meadow Lane
We first heard about this incident on Sky Sports News last Thursday, and our friends at Off The [...]
Read moreScouse man still stealing famous people’s voices
Liverpool fan Darren Farley has taken the interwebs by storm with his thoroughly accurate takes on the likes of Gerrard, [...]
Read moreAnti-Geordie email read live on TV
When Kevin Keegan’s position at Newcastle looked to be under threat, hundreds of faithful Magpies turned out at St James’ Park to voice their concerns. No [...]
Read moreHark, it’s the village idiot!
Everyone knows that those idiots who stand behind live reporters gurning and waving to their invisible friends grow up to be unfathomable cretins. This will come as very bad news to anyone who happens to count David Bentley as their pal.
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Ten keepers Chelsea could get on loan [Chelsea Pies]
Cancer survivor Sir Bobby Robson is raising money for Newcastle hospitals [The Sir Bobby Robson Foundation]
The Miami Marlins baseball team has a cheerleading squad. Oh, and they’re men. And they’re all overweight. [
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